Yes and a Laptop

I recently AQUIRED a LAPTOP.
"How?" You ask. Well I'll tell ye.

It was a normal day.
I was asked to help my grandma get down a JIGSAW PUZZLE from her cupboard.
I took down the box marked 'games', and inside, there was a laptop box.

A FUCKING LAPTOP BOX IN MY GRANDMA'S CUPBOARD

"You have a Laptop?", I tentatively asked.
"Oh, yes. You can have it if you want".

And that's the story of how I gots me a Lappy.

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